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The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
Write a wise word and your name will live forever.
When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Men have become the tools of their tools.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist and better tools.
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist and better tools.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
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... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
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Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
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The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
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'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
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Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
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In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
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Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
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Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
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Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
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The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
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When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
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A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
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Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
In this war as in others I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
A hen is only an eggs way of making another egg.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
A hen is only an eggs way of making another egg.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
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Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
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It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.
I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.